Are you a shy guy who only wanted to make friends with the popular ones, but can't muster up the courage to converse, let alone, look at their eyes? Or, their faces?
Do you have the looks, but not the smarts, and you don't just want to be that prom king material who scores an F on every single subject except Gym class?
Have you ever wished to have a certain set of skills that you know your body can never have, because you only have the spark of motivation, but not the solution of action to your problem?
Well, what if I told you, that you can be anything that you want, learn eveything that you need, and have everything you ever wanted in just 1 month? Interested? Well, worry no more, because I've got the thing for you.
Introducing, "The Pill"! At first glance you'll say, "it's a sham", "a waste of money", heck, you can even call it, "a trashy ad"! But, you'll never see the light without opening your eyes.
Just a single tablet every start of your day, and you're guaranteed to live the life you always wanted. And trust me, it will change everything, in just a month. Still not satisfied? Then how about a free sample? We'll even pay you back if you didn't like it on your first take. Money back guaranteed!
Just come on down to any Life Smart Lived branch near you, to get the deal of your lifetime. And we promise, you'll start enjoying your life in just a month!
*Not recommended for Ages 50 and above.
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The ads all say the same, but they never reveal the truth behind the smokescreen of the enticing promise they are providing. Each tablet is like a miracle, that gives you acces to every part of your brain, allowing you to be smart, be in control, and be free, with no limitations, and no side-effects. Or does it?
Little did they know, that for every tablet they take each day, they lose a whole part of a year from their lifetime. In just 1 month, you would have lived for 30 years. One of the reasons why they would not allow to give it to people who are close to dying.
But imagine if you can do everything you ever wanted, be any person that you want to be, and have everything that you could ever desire, is it enough for you to take "The Pill"?
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